Welcome! This is my very first time designing a website or using html, so I'll be learning as I go. I've been using the internet since the mid-1990s and plan to make some fanpages in this space for things I enjoy and want to write about.
Constantly under very slow construction. constantly being edited for grammar, adding hyperlinks, making myself seem cooler, sexier, & more confident, etc. no two people will see the exact same site. everything is editorialized (even reviews) and everything is a blog post. i promise promise promise that i'll format this site for readability once i learn how.

AGE DISCLAIMER: If you are not legally an adult, please leave my website. The reason being is I don't care if you're weird but I do care if your legal guardians are weird. If I am following you and you are not legally an adult please let me know so I can unfollow you. No hate or disrespect, I hope you understand.

FOR ADULTS: language throughout, writings about adult themes and situations, drug references (cannabis is legal in 3 of the 4 u.s. states i've lived in). there is a very small amount of X-rated material but you will always be warned beforehand and have to click a link before it loads. said material is always presented in a humorous context as there are many other places on the internet to attend to matters of prurience. there may be karo-coated horror movie screenshots but no real-life gore (as tempted as i am to post the picture of fabio riding apollo's chariot). if you're somewhere where it's illegal to be queer, you may not want to load my site (& my heart is with you!). the overwhelming majority of the content (& discontent) here is PG-rated. i hope you all feel welcome and comfortable here! if not, you know what to do.

web log:

best gaming advice ever microblog

vampire survivin' microblog

my thoughts on the shadowdark ttrpg core book

cute bunny rabbit stories

idolatry, hagiographies, bedroom black metal

autumn reads microblog

i watched gravity falls (full spoilers)

my uncle drayton's chili recipe

i made you a metalcore mixtape for halloween

"horror, cruelty, ugliness" blog 13-10-2024

microblog 31-8-2024

moon phase

moon phases

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Check out my Ogg Vorbis rips of Marilyn Manson and Type O Negative! There'll be some White Zombie/Rob Zombie too once I have a computer with a disc drive again.

d&d 5th edition curse of strahd combo milestone/xp leveling guide. MAJOR, MAJOR SPOILERS. DMs ONLY!

Site to-dos:

• this is my now _____ section for the time being but i'll move it to a dedicated whatever. listening to machine head, reading death note (1st time through - no spoilers please!), playing vampire survivors & crow country, watching old hammer films (i really enjoyed captain clegg [also released as "night creatures"] for being the rare hammer film with moral ambiguity. content warning for racism including a slur for someone of mixed ancestry being a character's name. my 1st introduction to patrick allen's chin)
• splash page
• replace youtube music links without videos to cloudcamp or bandsound links wherever possible
• page for twin peaks inspired media and how none of them are bold enough to embrace broad physical comedy
• sidebars, easier navigation in some parts, more difficult navigation in others
• divvy up the big music list into many smaller lists
• dedicated pages for books, comics, tabletop games, movies ect. with reviews blurb-length or longer
• button hub for my friendly neighbors
• easy legal and free media page for public domain/shareware works
• "biomes" that link to one another and loop: city -
• shrines to popular culture (ideas: morrowind fargoth, linnea quigley, sparrow house, pimp c, magi-nation, mission hill, night time my time, his hero is gone/tragedy/from ashes rise, chelsea wolfe, withering rooms, plague of the moon [shareware!], mörk/cy_borg, perdita durango (the character)
• consolidate & format blog posts
• learn HTML, CSS
• stop using right shift to type quotation marks, angle brackets, and underscores
• make my site as beautiful as johnny whitney's voice

friendly reminder: Charade (1963) is public domain! go watch it now!

adults-only bauhaus button

still need more purple?