About Me

Welcome to my page! It's named after a Baroness song that always reminded me of the tarot major arcana card The Tower. This is my first time using html or doing any sort of web design. This is going to be so much fun!
The last time I had any sort of web presence was in 2012.
Like many people, I've become skeptical, jaded, and exhausted of modern web design and the commercialization, privacy invasion, and unnecessary data transfer that it all entails. Let's keep this punk rock! Nazi punks fuck off! Fix your hearts or die!

a/s/l: born late 1900s/any pronouns/northwestern united states

sun= Capricorn, moon= Cancer, rising= Virgo

i very much do not want any crossover between my real life and this website, so please let me know if i doxx myself. if you think you know me IRL (if you do then you'll instantly recognize this site as mine given my interests and voice) please just text me instead of making a post on my profile. i still have the same number. thank you!

"what do your site tags mean?" they're a reference to the greatest emo music video of the 2000s. i do actually like these things but i would rather either play bocce or watch heathers than play croquet.

"do you follow/can you recommend any youtube channels?" yes! @alliterative is my favorite youtube channel and it's not even close

Interests: music (especially punk & metal), horror, fantasy, gaming (video & tabletop), camping & hiking, 1980s/1990s gothic fashion, tarot (favorite deck: legrande circus & sideshow tarot), spirituality & occultism & world religions, etymology, astronomy, biology & medical science, coffee

My 150 Favorite Albums

Favorite Books

• A Language Older Than Words by Derrick Jensen
• The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter
• The Cipher by Kathe Koja
• The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin (also The Left Hand of Darkness, The Earthsea series, Always Coming Home, etc.)
• Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis (if you're a flighty, vain, hot bi/pan mess you'll relate to the protagonist)
• House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
• In Watermelon Sugar by Richard Brautigan
• Jitterbug Perfume & Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
• Vurt by Jeff Noon
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson
• Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Favorite Comics

• Batman and everything Batman-related (are we ever getting a movie where Rosie Perez' Renee Montoya becomes The Question? no? ok :(
• Harley Quinn (by Connor & Palmiotti - accept no substitutes!)
• Hellblazer
• Nailbiter
• The Sandman
• Stray Bullets
• Tank Girl

Favorite TV Shows

• Atlanta
• Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Angel
• Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
• Joe Pera Talks With You
• Lodge 49
• Pee-Wee's Playhouse
• Pushing Daisies
• Twin Peaks
• You're the Worst
• The X-Files

Favorite Movies

other favorites:

• Addams Family and Addams Family Values
• Arsenic & Old Lace
• Conan the Barbarian
• Donnie Darko
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Lord of the Rings Trilogy
• The Green Knight
• The Princess Bride
• The Vampire's Kiss
• Tim Burton's '80s and '90s oeuvre (Big Fish was also great)
• Wild at Heart

• pick-me-up comedy faves:

• Best in Show
• The Big Lebowski
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Duck Soup
• His Girl Friday (highly caffeinated pick)
• The Jerk
• Raising Arizona
• Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (girls night pick)
• The Royal Tenenbaums
• Withnail & I (rainy day pick)
• Young Frankenstein

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